User:Noggisoggi/RetroMC Inc.

Notice: This page was made for humorous purposes, and as such, the following info shouldn't be taken seriously.

Welcome to the RetroMC™ Inc. documentational database.

This is a collaborative documentation website dedicated to a Minecraft Beta 1.7.3 server named RetroMC™, and the corporation which owns said server.

RetroMC™ logo.

The RetroMC™ corporation (ASX: MCRT) deals with its most popular product, the RetroMC™ Server™, and to aid it, this very wiki, it provides the RetroMC™ Wiki™, to aggregate information about gameplay, establishments and so on.
We have several products on offer, such as our bans system, the ILMBS™ and our land claim system, JVillage™; for more info, go to our Server Internals Department.

Verbatim of our press release from June 3rd of 2024

 Scout,  Noggisoggi, et al.
RetroMC Inc.
https://RetroMC.org

RetroMC Inc. Offers Initial Public Offering

Legacy-Versioned Block-Game Host Ventures Into the Corporate World

Everywhere, Earth: RetroMC, a server running on old versions of a certain, popular sandbox game, has announced its initial public offering, at a rate of $2913.00. The organisation has obtained a lot of customers since its initial founding in 2014 A.D, and the management believes that now is the best time to expand their operations and provide more goods and services.

"The reason we're going public is for the purpose of providing a good experience for our customers, clients and users via our Server™ and other services; and we share a lot of similarities with corporations, particularly when it comes to our public documents (RSPM, etc.) and the fact that we're classified as a 'hobby business' already. So we've decided to go all the way, and give our initial public offering.
I believe our synergistic staff team, who've been promoted to the Board of Directors, will seamlessly carry out our mission," says  Scout, the former Glorious Leader and the Supreme Dictator, now one of the Majority Shareholders alongside  JohnyMuffin. "Our Server will not be our sole offering as we will introduce even more products. Our team is looking into merchandising the RetroMC™ brand in the near future, and generally improve our products."

"I walked out of this meeting donning a dapper suit, which is quite symbolic of our entry into the coporate world," remarks  Noggisoggi, one of the former admins, now a member of the Board of Directors. "Still, I worry that the quality of our products will take a massive nosedive in the name of profit."

"Also, we did consult  JohnyMuffin and the rest of the staff team."
"Wait, you're saying we—"
"Shhh!"

In order to test the new improvements, the team at RetroMC Inc. rolled out their changes to their documentational database at the same date as this press release as a beta, and they plan to implement such changes (in the near future) permanently if the community finds them as beneficial.
 Scout additionally says, "We have additional plans post-IPO, including the assimilation of the UIP's workforce (in turn, leveraging ObsidianCore's technology.); and we'll try to alleviate excessive delays. In business, you cannot afford delays, and you have to work smartly with more effort, as we live by these lines:

Business..
is important.

Business..
is professional.

Business is the
engine in the car
on the road
that drives us forward
to our journey.

There is no 'i' in
Business.

Inspiring indeed."

About RetroMC Inc.: RetroMC Inc. is currently owned by  JohnyMuffin. Its main product, the MC server founded in 2014 by  startchoppin, and fixes are implemented to thwart exploits and such, via the use of Project Poisedon, a CB 1070 fork, patches to plugins, and in-house plugins. Its secondary product is the documentation platform for documenting info about the company and their products.

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 Noggisoggi: We didn't think this through, did we?
 Scout: We sure as hell didn't.

 Noggisoggi: Genius! [Sigh] My lord.. my fears did indeed manifest in reality.

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