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<div width=100% style="font-size: 45px;text-align: center;font-weight: bold;">Welcome to the <span style="color:#55FF55;">Retro<span style="color:#55FFFF;">MC</span></span>™ Inc. documentational database.</div> | <div width=100% style="font-size: 45px;text-align: center;font-weight: bold;">Welcome to the <span style="color:#55FF55;">Retro<span style="color:#55FFFF;">MC</span></span>™ Inc. documentational database.</div> | ||
<div width=100% style="font-size: 20px;text-align: center;"> This is a collaborative documentation website dedicated to a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minecraft Minecraft] [https://minecraft.wiki/w/Java_Edition_Beta_1.7.3 Beta 1.7.3] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minecraft_server server] named [[RetroMC (server)|<span style="color:#55FF55;">Retro<span style="color:#55FFFF;">MC</span></span>™]], and the corporation which owns said server.</div> | <div width=100% style="font-size: 20px;text-align: center;"> This is a collaborative documentation website dedicated to a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minecraft Minecraft] [https://minecraft.wiki/w/Java_Edition_Beta_1.7.3 Beta 1.7.3] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minecraft_server server] named [[RetroMC (server)|<span style="color:#55FF55;">Retro<span style="color:#55FFFF;">MC</span></span>™]], and the corporation which owns said server.</div> | ||
[[File:Retromcnew.png|thumb|right|<span style="color:#55FF55;">Retro<span style="color:#55FFFF;">MC</span></span>™ logo.]] | [[File:Retromcnew.png|thumb|right|<span style="color:#55FF55;">Retro<span style="color:#55FFFF;">MC</span></span>™ logo.]] | ||
The <span style="color:#55FF55;">Retro<span style="color:#55FFFF;">MC</span></span>™ corporation (ASX: <code>MCRT</code>) deals with its most popular product, the [[RetroMC (server)|<span style="color:#55FF55;">Retro<span style="color:#55FFFF;">MC</span></span>™ Server™]], and to aid it, | The <span style="color:#55FF55;">Retro<span style="color:#55FFFF;">MC</span></span>™ corporation (ASX: <code>MCRT</code>) deals with its most popular product, the [[RetroMC (server)|<span style="color:#55FF55;">Retro<span style="color:#55FFFF;">MC</span></span>™ Server™]], and to aid it, the [[RetroMC Wiki|<span style="color:#55FF55;">Retro<span style="color:#55FFFF;">MC</span></span>™ Wiki™]] is offered to aggregate information about gameplay, [[:Category:Towns|establishments]] and so on.<br> | ||
We have several products on offer, such as our bans system, the [[Integrated Legacy Minecraft Ban System|ILMBS™]] and our land claim system, [[JVillage|JVillage™]]; for more info, go to our [[:Category:Server internals|Server Internals Department]]. | We have several products on offer, such as our bans system, the [[Integrated Legacy Minecraft Ban System|ILMBS™]] and our land claim system, [[JVillage|JVillage™]]; for more info, go to our [[:Category:Server internals|Server Internals Department]]. | ||
== Verbatim of our press release from June 3rd of 2024 == | == Verbatim of our press release from June 3rd of 2024 == | ||
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'''Everywhere, Earth''': <span style="color:#55FF55;">Retro<span style="color:#55FFFF;">MC</span></span>, a server running on old versions of a certain, popular sandbox game, has announced its initial public offering, at a rate of {{MCColor|&a|$}}2913.00. The organisation has obtained a lot of customers since its initial founding in 2014 A.D, and the management believes that now is the best time to expand their operations and provide more goods and services. | '''Everywhere, Earth''': <span style="color:#55FF55;">Retro<span style="color:#55FFFF;">MC</span></span>, a server running on old versions of a certain, popular sandbox game, has announced its initial public offering, at a rate of {{MCColor|&a|$}}2913.00. The organisation has obtained a lot of customers since its initial founding in 2014 A.D, and the management believes that now is the best time to expand their operations and provide more goods and services. | ||
"The reason we're going public is for the purpose of providing a good experience for our customers, clients and users via our Server™ and other services; and we share a lot of similarities with corporations, particularly when it comes to our public documents ([[RSPM]], [[:Category:Guides|etc.]]) and the fact that | "The reason we're going public is for the purpose of providing a good experience for our customers, clients and users via our Server™ and other services; and we share a lot of similarities with corporations, particularly when it comes to our public documents ([[RSPM]], [[:Category:Guides|etc.]]) and the fact that our profits are classified as [https://store.retromc.org/terms 'hobby income']. So we've decided to go all the way, and give our initial public offering.<br> | ||
I believe our synergistic staff team, who've been promoted to the Board of Directors, will seamlessly carry out our mission," says <span style="white-space:nowrap;">[[File:Scout-Judging.png|link=|16px]] [[Scout]]</span>, the former Glorious Leader and the Supreme Dictator, now one of the Majority Shareholders alongside {{user|JohnyMuffin}}. "Our Server will not be our sole offering as we will introduce even more products. Our team is looking into merchandising the <span style="color:#55FF55;">Retro<span style="color:#55FFFF;">MC</span></span>™ brand in the near future, and generally improve our products."<br><br> | I believe our synergistic staff team, who've been promoted to the Board of Directors, will seamlessly carry out our mission," says <span style="white-space:nowrap;">[[File:Scout-Judging.png|link=|16px]] [[Scout]]</span>, the former Glorious Leader and the Supreme Dictator, now one of the Majority Shareholders alongside {{user|JohnyMuffin}}. "Our Server will not be our sole offering as we will introduce even more products. Our team is looking into merchandising the <span style="color:#55FF55;">Retro<span style="color:#55FFFF;">MC</span></span>™ brand in the near future, and generally improve our products."<br><br> | ||
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Inspiring indeed." | Inspiring indeed." | ||
<b>About <span style="color:#55FF55;">Retro<span style="color:#55FFFF;">MC</span></span> Inc.:</b> <span style="color:#55FF55;">Retro<span style="color:#55FFFF;">MC</span></span> Inc. is currently owned by {{user|JohnyMuffin}}. Its main product | <b>About <span style="color:#55FF55;">Retro<span style="color:#55FFFF;">MC</span></span> Inc.:</b> <span style="color:#55FF55;">Retro<span style="color:#55FFFF;">MC</span></span> Inc. is currently owned by {{user|JohnyMuffin}}. Its main product is the [[RetroMC (server)|the MC server]] [[Timeline|founded in 2014]] by {{user-nonwiki|startchoppin}}, which implement fixes to thwart exploits and such, via the use of [https://github.com/RhysB/Project-Poseidon Project Poisedon, a CB 1070 fork], patches to plugins, and in-house plugins. Its secondary product is the documentation platform for documenting info about the company and their products. | ||
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File:Warehouselargeview.png|link=[[UIP Warehouse]]|<b>AD:</b> Admin shop insufficient for your needs? <code>[[UIP_Warehouse|/warp warehouse]]</code> | File:Warehouselargeview.png|link=[[UIP Warehouse]]|<b>AD:</b> Admin shop insufficient for your needs? <code>[[UIP_Warehouse|/warp warehouse]]</code> | ||
File:Retromcnew.png|link=[[RetroMC | File:Retromcnew.png|link=[[RetroMC]]|[[RetroMC|<span style="color:#55FF55;">Retro<span style="color:#55FFFF;">MC</span></span>]] | ||
File:LMBD-1.png|link=LMBS|[[LMBS]] | File:LMBD-1.png|link=LMBS|[[LMBS]] | ||
File:BetaEvo-public-test-title.png|link=[[BetaEvolutions]]|[[BetaEvolutions]] | File:BetaEvo-public-test-title.png|link=[[BetaEvolutions]]|[[BetaEvolutions]] | ||
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<div style="font-size: 90%; margin: 0em 0em 0em 2em; text-align: center;">Please note that by visiting this site, you agree to our [[Server rules|Terms and Conditions]]. We may not use Cookies to deliver Personalised Services | <div style="font-size: 90%; margin: 0em 0em 0em 2em; text-align: center;">Please note that by visiting this site, you agree to our [[Server rules|Terms and Conditions]]. We may not use Cookies to deliver Personalised Services unless you consent to do so. You also agree to not hold <span style="color:#55FF55;">Retro<span style="color:#55FFFF;">MC</span></span> Inc. responsible for any accidents, deaths, diplomatic disasters, technical disasters, contracting [[crystallitis]], work for the [[UIP]], any inspiration for any sort of service enshittification, cluster<code>[Redacted!]</code> MediaWiki formatting, this overly long gag, too many references to <code>[Redacted!]</code>, overuse of corporate jargon, et cetera. Batteries not included.<br> | ||
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{{User|Noggisoggi}}: We didn't think this through, did we?<br> | {{User|Noggisoggi}}: We didn't think this through, did we?<br> | ||
<span style="white-space:nowrap;">[[File:Scout-Judging.png|link=|16px]] [[Scout]]</span>: We sure as hell didn't.<br> | <span style="white-space:nowrap;">[[File:Scout-Judging.png|link=|16px]] [[Scout]]</span>: We sure as hell didn't.<br> | ||
{{User|Noggisoggi}}: Genius! [<i>Sigh</i>] My lord.. my fears did indeed manifest in reality.<br> | {{User|Noggisoggi}}: Genius! [[File:Noggisoggi-facepalm.png|32px]] [<i>Sigh</i>] My lord.. my fears did indeed manifest in reality.<br> | ||
<hr> | <hr> | ||
'''© Copyright 2014-{{CURRENTYEAR}} <span style="color:#55FF55;">Retro<span style="color:#55FFFF;">MC</span></span> - All Rights Reserved'''<br> | '''© Copyright 2014-{{CURRENTYEAR}} <span style="color:#55FF55;">Retro<span style="color:#55FFFF;">MC</span></span> - All Rights Reserved'''<br> | ||
'''Original <s>Character</s> Server<br>Do Not Steal'''</div> | '''Original <s>Character</s> Server<br>Do Not Steal'''</div> | ||
Latest revision as of 00:55, 5 September 2024
Notice: This page was made for humorous purposes, and as such, the following info shouldn't be taken seriously.
The RetroMC™ corporation (ASX: MCRT) deals with its most popular product, the RetroMC™ Server™, and to aid it, the RetroMC™ Wiki™ is offered to aggregate information about gameplay, establishments and so on.
We have several products on offer, such as our bans system, the ILMBS™ and our land claim system, JVillage™; for more info, go to our Server Internals Department.
Verbatim of our press release from June 3rd of 2024
Scout,
Noggisoggi, et al.
RetroMC Inc.
https://RetroMC.org
RetroMC Inc. Offers Initial Public OfferingLegacy-Versioned Block-Game Host Ventures Into the Corporate WorldEverywhere, Earth: RetroMC, a server running on old versions of a certain, popular sandbox game, has announced its initial public offering, at a rate of $2913.00. The organisation has obtained a lot of customers since its initial founding in 2014 A.D, and the management believes that now is the best time to expand their operations and provide more goods and services.
"The reason we're going public is for the purpose of providing a good experience for our customers, clients and users via our Server™ and other services; and we share a lot of similarities with corporations, particularly when it comes to our public documents (RSPM, etc.) and the fact that our profits are classified as 'hobby income'. So we've decided to go all the way, and give our initial public offering.
I believe our synergistic staff team, who've been promoted to the Board of Directors, will seamlessly carry out our mission," saysJohnyMuffin. "Our Server will not be our sole offering as we will introduce even more products. Our team is looking into merchandising the RetroMC™ brand in the near future, and generally improve our products."
"I walked out of this meeting donning a dapper suit, which is quite symbolic of our entry into the coporate world," remarks
"Also, we did consult
"Wait, you're saying we—"
"Shhh!"
In order to test the new improvements, the team at RetroMC Inc. rolled out their changes to their documentational database at the same date as this press release as a beta, and they plan to implement such changes (in the near future) permanently if the community finds them as beneficial.
Business..
is important.
Business..
is professional.
Business is the
engine in the car
on the road
that drives us forward
to our journey.
There is no 'i' in
Business.
Inspiring indeed."
About RetroMC Inc.: RetroMC Inc. is currently owned by
startchoppin, which implement fixes to thwart exploits and such, via the use of Project Poisedon, a CB 1070 fork, patches to plugins, and in-house plugins. Its secondary product is the documentation platform for documenting info about the company and their products.
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[Redacted!] MediaWiki formatting, this overly long gag, too many references to [Redacted!], overuse of corporate jargon, et cetera. Batteries not included. Noggisoggi: We didn't think this through, did we?
Scout: We sure as hell didn't.
Noggisoggi: Genius! 
[Sigh] My lord.. my fears did indeed manifest in reality.
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