Squid Peaks

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Squid Peaks
Owner
16.png Shampooboots
Town Members
0
Assistants
3 (unofficial)

16.png filthydog1220

16.png minecrafter2145

16.png TellTheL

16.png Villager263
General information
Established:April 17, 2024


Squid Peaks is a town that was created and is owned by 16.png Shampooboots. It was established as a town on April 17, 2024, although its history dates back nearly eight months prior. The village is located on a mountaintop, extending to the shore below. The name is inspired by Squidward Q. Tentacles from hit TV series SpongeBob SquarePants, and is worshipped as a god.


Territorial disintegration

In mid-November, 2024, 16.png Villager263 graciously accepted the invitation for SquidPeaks citizenship. Upon joining, Shampooboots, founder of Squid Peaks, instructed 16.png Villager263 to build along the outskirts of the town. However, after constructing his base, 16.png Villager263 realised that the area in which he was instructed to build was not protected under SquidPeak's claimed territory. 16.png Villager263 thus argued that the SquidPeaks state had violated the Social Contract as espoused by John Locke in "Two Treatises of Government," a foundational theory for modern Western political theory and governmental institutions. Since SquidPeaks had failed to protect and uphold the rights of its Northern Citizens, according to John Locke, the state had forgone its legitimacy and right to govern.

On this basis, 16.png Villager263 declared independence from Squid Peaks on November 19th, 2024, and established the independent town of North Squid Peaks. With no opposition, 16.png Villager263 was free to declare himself Caesar. A demilitarised zone was quickly erected to define the borders of the two sovereign nations.

Demilitarised Zone Between Squid Peaks and North Squid Peaks

Rise of North Squid Peaks

Immediately following Independence, North Squid Peaks went on to form a colonial empire. North Squid Peaks has a particularly close relationship with the town of Valencia and their King, 16.png e_g_g.

The North Squid Peaks embassy located at Valencia, alongside a statue of Caesar Villager263

REUNIFICATION

On January 5th, 2025, Caesar Villager263 accepted an invitation to meet with Shampooboots in the North Squid Peaks Independence building to negotiate terms for reunification. The meeting lasted throughout the night. Multiple proposals were raised and rejected, many shots of the finest aged whiskey were consumed, and haters grew increasingly sceptical of the prospect of unification. However, at daybreak, as the rosy-fingered dawn appeared, with her came not only the sun, bringing light to all the world, but also an agreement finally struck between the two leaders. It was agreed that North Squid Peaks' territory was to be claimed by Shampooboots, absorbing the land into Squid Peaks. However, North Squid Peaks would maintain absolute autonomy and would not be bound by the Consitution of Squid Peaks.

THE CONSTITUTIONS AND POLITICAL SYSTEMS OF THE TWO SISTER STATES

The Townhall of Squid Peaks, alongside the National Flag
The Townhall of Squid Peaks, alongside the National Flag

Squid Peaks claims to be a democracy and its leader, Shampooboots, does not style himself as a King nor tyrannise his subjects. The Squid Peaks Consitution is as follows:

                1. No Griefing 
                2. No RDM
                3. Love thy neighbour 
                4. Squid Peaks is democratic 
                5. Squidward is your only God


North Squid Peaks Parliament Building

North Squid Peaks, by contrast, is a constitutional monarchy which finely blends elements of both democracy and monarchy. The North Squid Peaks Constitution is as follows:


                  1. The sovereignty of the North Squid Peaks and her Parliament shall not be impeded
                  2. The executive Power shall be vested in Caesar, and he shall hold his office for life.
                  3. All legislative and judicial powers shall be vested in Parliament
                  4. Caesar shall reserve the right to call upon or dissolve the parliament at will
                  5. All citizens of Squid Peaks have the right to participate in sessions of parliament, with each citizen being granted equal vote. A Simple Majority is required for a bill or ruling to proceed to the desk of Caesar
                  6. All motions of parliament must be ratified by Caesar, who reserves the Power to veto.


According to Caesar Villager263, this constitution ensures that the voices of the people are heard and recognised, but safeguards against tyranny of the majority through its use of an enlightened monarch who protects against irrational enactments.

Moreover, there exist two political parties within the North Squid Peaks Parliament, the Squid Peaks National Party (SPNP) and the North Squid Peaks Independence Party (NSPIP). The SPNP, which sits to the right of Caesar Villager263's throne during Parliamentary sessions, is regarded as the more conservative of the two parties, as expressed through their more traditional building style and resistance to North Squid Peaks independence. The NSPIP, stationed to the left of Caesar's throne, is regarded as more progressive, as expressed by their defiance of traditional authority structures, their avant-garde building style, and their radical party platform.

The Throne of Caesar Villager263
Shampooboots making preparations in advance of Parliament's convention
Shampooboots making preparations in advance of Parliament's convention