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November 7th 2026 Edition


Volume #2Nov 7th, 2026
Only True and Real News

TECHNOLOGY

Virtual Vehicles that Go "Vroom"

By: 16.png Noggisoggi

This Hallow's Eve, we've got an unexpected treat in the form of a vehicular expansion to BetaEvolutions named jar with car, developed by 16.png Grassboii with the help of a large language model tool as an experiment. Faster than building railways and more convenient than StarGates, these virtual mechanized steeds can be summoned by players at will via /car spawn <type> and put away with /car destroy.

There are several types: standard cars, motorcycles, trucks, boats, jetskis, biplanes, jets, and a special staff-only flying car. Their top-speeds vary and their color can be customized with /car color <hex-color>. This expansion also adds a beach-ball form, which replaces regular movement with enhanced physics capabilities and is activated by wearing an iron block & covering the rest of the body with armor.

Many players, including most of the staff team, the nations of IUN and the United Steves have put these vehicles to use, mainly in race tracks and a replication of Rocket League. However, after considering its potential and it being overpowered for regular gameplay, 16.png Grassboii removed permissions for regular players to use the cars. They may return for use in events and such.


WORLD

By: 16.png Bawhoppen

Temple Search Taunts Players

Beginning in the past week, a number of rumors began to circulate about an unknown temple filled with riches waiting to be discovered. This immediately piqued the interest of a number of players, who began to try to verify its validity.

Several potential clues were quickly revealed, including that the temple is noted to be on the surface, as well as other pieces of information about its location. Several other clues have been uncovered by leading explorers, however they have largely been kept private. Despite this, to those in-the-know, many of the clues have fit together so well, that they have become absolutely confident that the supposed temple does indeed exist.

With this realization, several lead explorers, including 16.png Zedeed_, 16.png traumabeam24, 16.png bky88, 16.png Pittofer, 16.png .noskinpls, 16.png Aaron34670, and 16.png MoundsBar, came together to organize a new guild, to be known as the "Temple Searchers," tasked with uncovering the true location of this temple.

So far, the Temple Searchers guild has opted to remain semi-private, possibly due to wanting to ensure the possible vast wealth of the temple will be kept to themselves. Speculation of this reasoning has led to several other players suggesting to form rival organizations, in order to faciltate their own searches.

With the temple being such an enigmatic area of debate, we dispatched several TRN investigative reporters to uncover as much information about the temple as possible. Following our journalists scouring records and chasing as many leads as possible, we have found one very strong lead. Located at the ziggurat in RMCURA, there exists a pumpkin with the tell-tale signs of the temple guardians. On it is some sort of coordinate system, possibly serving as some sort of puzzle or map. Our temple research term are working around the clock to determine the likely meaning of this clue. Stay tuned for updates!


POLITICS

United Steves Election: Traumabeam24 Elected President

By: True and Real News Editorial Board

On November 3rd, voting concluded for the 2nd in-game election of the United Steves of America, with 16.png Traumabeam24 being elected following a 4-way race.

Four candidates declared their candidacies with the following platforms:

16.png everminingkid (Former President)

Stability and preventing conflicts and preserving alliances.

16.png traumabeam24 (CEO and President of Steve Co.)

Grow the economy including building new mob farms.

16.png Skylord_Lysandor (Former Vice President)

Prosperity and development.

16.png Dhag (Mayor of Montgomery)

Do nothing.
Total votes
Candidate Amount

16.png traumabeam24

9 votes (47%)

16.png everminingkid

6 votes (31%)

16.png Skylord_Lysandor

2 votes (10.5%)

16.png Dhag

2 votes (10.5%)

After votes were counting by the official vote counters, 16.png Bawhoppen and 16.png Noggisoggi, they were publicly released and the president-elect was announced to be 16.png traumabeam24. He quickly received widespread congratulations across the server, and later that day was formally inaugurated and transferred power at Steve City, in front of a large crowd. 16.png Traumabeam24 later picked 16.png everminingkid as his VP, following the precedent set by the prior president 16.png Bonito321.

This election was of particular importance, as it marks the first election following the passage of United Steves Senate Resolution 25, which amended the Constitution to abolish the position of Commander-in-Chief, formerly held by 16.png Bawhoppen, and instead created the position of Steward of the nation. What this means in plain terms, is that prior to this elect the legal server ownership of the nation would be held by the Commander-in-Chief. However, following S.R.25's passage, each new president will now be transferred ownership of the nation through the command /nation setowner. This transfer happened smoothly, with 16.png traumabeam24 becoming the owner of the United Steves of America. This also marked the first player to be transferred ownership of a nation on RetroMC.

When interviewed, former Commander-in-Chief, now Steward, 16.png Bawhoppen, commented: "This marks a turning point for the United Steves. Our nation was founded on the promise of a democracy for the people of RMC. Now we can safely say that we have truly built one."


FINANCE

Gunpowder Gains Ground

By: 16.png Bawhoppen

Gunpowder prices have been steadily rising over the past two months, as demand increased while supply remains stagnant. Recent large-scale projects, largely spurred on due to informal competition between the nations of the United Steves and the Imperial Union of Nordheim, have ignited the market's appetite for TNT for use in excavations.

The market supply of gunpowder has largely been unable to keep up with the explosive's demand, with prices rising accordingly. 16.png Pittofer, the current largest corporate supplier of gunpowder on RetroMC steadily raised his business's gunpowder rates since September. Here's the numbers: on September 26th his market sales rate was $17 per stack; by November 7th, it has risen to $25 per stack. An increase of over 47%.

This slow burn of rising prices have led to many individuals hoping to expand gunpowder production on the server in order to keep up with demand. As part of 16.png traumabeam24's platform for economic in improvement for the United Steves, he pledged to create a new 4-spawner creeper farm, for public access. However, the funds necessary to finance this project have not yet been raised, with no ground being laid on the farm as of yet. Until we see an alternative source of sulphur on RetroMC, expect prices to continue to rise. I recommend to buy before they get even higher.


EVENTS

The NE teams bridge event at Halloween

By: 16.png Pilzhut5

On October 31st, at 6 pm CET, a Halloween bridge teams event hosted by 16.png Diffract_ (which was announced on the 26th by 16.png SFRricraz63) took place. This was a PvP event in the Skylands, where two teams (red and green) fought on a bridge connecting the teams' islands. The goal was for players to get into the pit at the opposite island and pressing a button there to score a point, while keeping the other team from doing the same. Players falling into the void respawned in the kit room of their team, containing various gear, including wool, wooden swords, breads and snowballs. Building and mining blocks were allowed, as long as the map itself stayed untouched.

The red team initially consisted of 16.png ElateSiren, 16.png SFRricraz63, 16.png markaardy, 16.png Grassboii, 16.png robrobot2, 16.png Spencer199 and 16.png Mantyzaz. The green team initially consisted of 16.png kubiklive20, .CORRUPTED_QXZ, 16.png Pencilwood, 16.png AYoungJew69, .X_DEMAN, 16.png Aaron34670, 16.png HanSolo20 and 16.png Diffract_. Additionally, the game was spectated by 16.png MelodyTheCreator and 16.png Pilzhut5, as well as partially by 16.png traumabean24, 16.png Bonito321, 16.png ChrisChan and 16.png .noskinpls. Some players left or changed the teams shortly before the start of before the second round.

The first round had a balanced start, but after a few minutes, the team green got a bit overrun by team red. Some strategies were used, like builing a separate bridge to escape the chaos, or mining through the bottom part of the bridge. At the end of that round, team red won with 20 points over team green with only 5 points.

For the second round, a few players switched sides to bring more balance into the game. The round started with the teams quickly building alternative bridges, tunnels and towers. This lead to green players scoring a few goals because the red team couldn't defend all bridges at the same time while attacking, but on the other side, red could use all the paths of the green team to get back to them. Red also built some bridges later, but couldn't catch up to the green team and lost with 13 points.

Therefore, the red team won the first round with a score of 20-5, and the green team made a good comeback and won the second round with a score of 20-13.

In the end, a group screenshot was taken on top of the map. SFRricraz63 also promised to send the earlier announced rewards to everyone that participated.


EVENTS

3rd Annual WinterWonderland Opens

By: 16.png Bawhoppen

On November 6th, admin 16.png Dogpool_ announced the 3rd annual RetroMC Winter Wonderland event is now open at /warp winterwonderland. Serving as a building event, interested competitors may choose to build alone or in a team, with voting later deciding the top 3 best builds of the event. Cash prizes will be as follows:

1st Place: $15,000 + 5 Diamond Ore Block / 15 Ice Blocks / 20 Snow Layer Blocks

2nd Place: $7,500 + 3 Diamond Ore Block / 10 Ice Blocks / 15 Snow Layer Blocks

3rd Place: $3,500 + 1 Diamond Ore Block / 5 Ice Blocks / 10 Snow Layer Blocks

The event will continue until Jan 1st.


For Further Reading:

Jar with car

Temple Searchers


United Steves of America#November Election


Bridge Event



October 26th 2026 Edition


Volume #1Oct 26th, 2026
Only True and Real News

WORLD

Tistan01 founding the sixth nation to preserve BetaLands towns

By: Pilzhut5

On September 24 2026, the owner of VillageTown Tistan01 founded the sixth nation of the server, BetaLands. This is not to be confused with the BetaLands server, which was shut down in 2023. The BetaLands nation intends to preserve all BetaLands towns that were transferred over to RetroMC. So far, VillageTown is the only member of the nation, but Tistan01 wants to expand it further, until all towns are in. The current plans are to get Clifford into the nation next, Tistan01 claimed that other towns are uninvolved so far.

There is an issue with the plans though. While approximately 20 towns got transferred over from the BetaLands server to RetroMC, Tistan01 doesn't exactly know which towns were transferred. He pointed out, that the fact that most of the towns are abandoned and/or unclaimed wouldn't make the process easier. There also would be a lack of resources, since RetroMC is a completely different server with different players, but SFRicraz63 already offered helping out. Since October 16, 2026, the BetaLands nation became an ally of the Imperial Union of Nordheim after a five-word conversation between Tistan01 and SFRicraz63. Another major roadblock just appeared in the last days, when Tistan01 found Oceanside, another abandoned village from BetaLands. While there are players on RetroMC which were part of Oceanside, Tistan01 has no relation to the owners and thus isn't allowed to claim the village. He says it is protected from griefing though, and he hopes that someone from that town will take care of it. He further explains "we don't know who moved it, and whoever did hasn't been online in about seven years".

Still he hopes that his nation will cover most of the BetaLands towns in the future, preferrably active ones. Not to get a world power, but to reclaim, reunite and preserve them.


CULTURE

New Bridge Games Event Scheduled

By: Bawhoppen

The Imperial Union of Nordheim will be hosting a new team-based games event on Saturday October 31st, 5:00pm GMT. Officially titled "The Bridge - Red/Green Team War," host Diffract explains the game: "It is competitive teams event where players score goals on their opponent team to earn the most points while fighting on a small bridge. First to 25 points wins. To score 1 point, a player must enter the goal room in their opponent team’s base It will be the third red-green team event of NE, and first nation event upon declaration of IUN."

Interested players may sign up to compete on the RetroMC Forum post titled "NEW NE TEAMS EVENT."


First Edition of True and Real News!

By: True and Real News Editorial Board

We welcome all readers to the very first edition of True and Real News! Our news organization began in the late summer of 2026, with the dream of creating a source of true and real news for RetroMC. The brainchild of everminingkid, this goal later turned into action, founding the TRN shortly after. He later recruited several contributors, including HanSolo20, Pilzhut5, and Bawhoppen, all with different skill sets and ways of contributing. It is our sincere goal to provide a useful and regular source for all of RetroMC's most important news.

While we do not presently have a fixed release schedule, we can assure readers that editions covering major news events will be published regularly. We will always remain without bias, and will always provide every edition free of charge.


FINANCE

Pumpkin Prices Plummet

By: Bawhoppen

Pumpkin values took a nosedive in the month of October, rattling agricultural markets. Beginning early in the month of October, coinciding with the Halloween season, admin Garsoon launched the October Dungeon Mob Arena (DMA). A widely celebrated event, players quickly discovered one of the rewards for completion of the DMA was a stack of 8 pumpkins per visit. This shocked many observers, as pumpkins have traditionally been a scarce resource, due to their inability to be farmed in Beta 1.7.3, only being able to be found occasionally in the wild.

With a run of the DMA being able to be completed in only 5-10 minutes, pumpkins have become a renewable resource, even if only for the month of October. This has naturally significantly affected pumpkin prices. Economic analysis indicates pre-DMA pumpkin SELL prices averaged at around $13.4 per item. Following the introduction of DMA, prices have tumbled down to around $5 SELL per item, 37% of their pre-DMA value. BUY prices have similarly been affected, with the typical stocked BUY price of pumpkins being $6.25/per. This is a far-cry from the pre-DMA levels, where BUY prices rose as high as $75 per item!

Reactions have been mixed on this occurrence. Some traders have issued complaints, due to their large stockpiles of pumpkins losing much of their rarity and value. Other players have enjoyed this opportunity to gain large numbers of free pumpkins, excited to use them in builds. When asked for comment on their opinion of this, one player, local Quarry Foreman Skull6, commented "W. It's a W."

Regardless of your stance, it's clear that pumpkin prices are going to remain low until the October DMA is out.


POLITICS

NE Leader Reveals New Nation Name, Details IUN's Future Plans

By: HanSolo20

Dozens of players gathered on Sunday 10 October in Nordran's Townhall to listen to a speech given by SFRricraz63, emperor of the RetroMC's biggest village NorthernEmpires.

In his address, SFR, who also leads the NorthernEmpires nation, announced that, after deliberation and agreement among the officials representing the nation's member villages, a new name for the nation had been decided. The nation, which originally shared its name with its founding village--a common cause for confusion--would now be known as the Imperial Union of Nordheim.

SFR then detailed his plans and visions for the future of the IUN and the role it is to play in the server community. Plans are currently being drafted for the construction of a new capital city, with terraforming already 70% completed. According to SFR, the capital is to serve as a major trading hub. Other future plans of the IUN include a citizenship program, a job system, and providing aid to villages in connecting them to the server-wide Concord Railway network.

With the IUN being one of the server's two biggest nations and the NorthernEmpires village already having been influential within the RetroMC community, such as by organizing PVP tournaments and other major events, many players were interested in what SFR had to say. Because of this, the player count on RetroMC reached 56 for the first time, setting a new record in server attendance.

The speech was followed by a short tour of Nordran, the capital of the NorthernEmpires village. It remains to be seen how and when SFR's ambitious plans will be implemented.