The rumors of VC

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Beyond the eyes, ears and other sense of most players on RetroMC, there exists a voice communications channel that is legendarily known among the staff team for its insane amount of and being one of the epicenters for brane rot. Its appellation [be said], but some of the effects from there are documented here.

No-leaving-VC policy

"alright, I gotta go; see–"
"no I forbid you to leave"

This conversation sometimes happens, in the name of increasing the time spent in VC.

16.png Noggisoggi usually is removed by the forces of reality/the powers that be.

Coming Soon™

By the time certain projects come to a close, all of Wikipedia would be corrected, TV Tropes would document every single trope, Half-Life 3, Shovel Knight 2, Portal 3, & Cave Story 2 would be released, Windows 11 would be ancient as hell, all Intel Macintoshes would become collectors items––

[Buzzer!]

Oh right. We should explain.
Soon™ humorously denotes tardiness, and is said to be the estimated time to complete certain projects.


16.png CruxyMC: I need you finish ticket-xyz.

16.png JohnyMuffin: soon™

Noggi's voice

16.png Noggisoggi does have a voice, contrary to popular belief.[citation needed]

CruxyMC

Cruxymaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn!!

Wait, I think I took the wrong notes.. these are the Pepsiman notes, not the 16.png CruxyMC notes. Whoops.
Anyways, here is the ultimate true and real, owner of Atacama himself, Mister Cruxell 16.png CruxyMC Minecraft.
Some of his statements have gained infamy:

  • buying Noggisoggi for ¥15,000
  • asking Johny to finish certain tickets
  • hamburger
  • claiming to be cursed by Noggi (due to dying in Hardcore worlds)


16.png Noggisoggi: did anything happen yesterday?

16.png CruxyMC: no