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* He runs a [[crystallitis]] trading ring elsewhere.
* He runs a [[crystallitis]] trading ring elsewhere.
* There is a shrine dedicated to him at <code>-11098 69 11730</code> (<code>x y z</code>) in the [[uwu]] village and as an [[ObsidianCore]] outpost.
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Latest revision as of 12:47, 17 September 2024

Notice: This page was made for humorous purposes, and as such, the following info shouldn't be taken seriously.

Scout
Our Glorious Leader and the Supreme Dictator
Owns16.png JohnyMuffin and RetroMC by proxy
Birthday8th of March 2019 (± 2 weeks)
ReignCirca 2014 - Present

Scout is the overlord of 16.png JohnyMuffin, the server owner, and by proxy, is the Supreme Dictator of RetroMC, and thus is a sort of deity to some users.
Not many people have seen Scout, but if you hang out in the RetroMC Discord voice channels, you may hear a creature skittering away with screws, plastic, and other various trash lying around in 16.png JohnyMuffin's house.

Lore

Scout's origins date back to October 1st, 1776, when they were birthed from the nuclear volcano of Venus in the dimension of 69-B.
Urban legends said that when they arose, spite, uranium, and pure evil were seen being merged together into one solid mass, taking on the appearance of a Siamese house cat.
They were then teleported straight to Johny's house sometime in 2014 A.D, bringing the unstoppable deity's takeover of RetroMC...

A conspiracy theory by those in the hellish oblivion like landscape of New Zealand is that Scout was actually created with the mysterious Chemical X, which is when sugar, spice, and perhaps even something nice is all added into one pot.

Trivia

  • Meow.
  • He can intervene when necessary. No questions asked.
  • He commissioned Josh to seek the lands of RetroMC and possibly beyond.
  • He's the founder and CEO of Aperture RetroMC Inc.
  • Meow meow meow (meow), meow meow.
  • He runs a crystallitis trading ring elsewhere.
  • There is a shrine dedicated to him at -11098 69 11730 (x y z) in the uwu village and as an ObsidianCore outpost.
  • Meow.