Scout

Notice: This page was made for humorous purposes, and as such, the following info shouldn't be taken seriously.

Scout
Our Glorious Leader and the Supreme Dictator
Owns	JohnyMuffin and RetroMC by proxy
Birthday	8th of March 2019 (± 2 weeks)
Reign	Circa 2014 - Present

Scout is the overlord of  JohnyMuffin, the server owner, and by proxy, is the Supreme Dictator of RetroMC, and thus is a sort of deity to some users.
Not many people have seen Scout, but if you hang out in the RetroMC Discord voice channels, you may hear a creature skittering away with screws, plastic, and other various trash lying around in  JohnyMuffin's house.

Lore

Scout's origins date back to October 1st, 1776, when they were birthed from the nuclear volcano of Venus in the dimension of 69-B.
Urban legends said that when they arose, spite, uranium, and pure evil were seen being merged together into one solid mass, taking on the appearance of a Siamese house cat.
They were then teleported straight to Johny's house sometime in 2014 A.D, bringing the unstoppable deity's takeover of RetroMC...

A conspiracy theory by those in the hellish oblivion like landscape of New Zealand is that Scout was actually created with the mysterious Chemical X, which is when sugar, spice, and perhaps even something nice is all added into one pot.

Trivia

• Meow.
• He can intervene when necessary. No questions asked.
• He commissioned Josh to seek the lands of RetroMC and possibly beyond.
• He's the founder and CEO of Aperture RetroMC Inc.
• Meow meow meow (meow), meow meow.
• He runs a crystallitis trading ring elsewhere.
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• Meow.

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• Sleeping Scout | Baby Scout
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  Absolute chiller feller.

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  ᚻᛖ ᚹᚪᚳᛖᛋ ᚢᛈ ᚠᚱᚩᛘ ᚻᛁᛋ ᛚᚩᛝ ᛋᛚᚢᛘᛒᛖᚱ ("He wakes up from his long slumber.")

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• Staring Scout | Miscellaneous Scout
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  Scout judging.

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  oh god he's staring into my soul
  pleas send help us help you help us all

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  Pixel art made by  Orknarok_666

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