Fer

"Fer is the answer to everything"
-  Krissofer

Usage

Fer is a RetroMC slang word.

It basically means "fr" which is short for "for real".
It can also be used ironically when you're obviously lying.


<  Miner927> I found Herobrine fer
<  SvGaming234> And I totally believe you ferfer

Culture

Average fer chain, happens mostly on saturdays

Fer culture spread unimaginably fast.
The phrase Fer was used almost 500 times just on the day it was discovered.
This led to many people believing that Fer is something more than just a word.

"You don't want to know what happens to those who disrespected Fer"
-  NonSkilledMan

History

It was a sunny day, June 26th 2024, when all of a sudden  Krissofer made a typo.

Instead of "fr" he said "fer".

The conversation that started it all

<  Krissofer> fer

 Miner927 noticed the funny mistake  Krissofer made and mentioned it in chat.

<  Miner927> fer

It didn't take long for everyone to like the new word.

<  Gazuzz> fer fer
<  Krissofer> ferfer
<  TellTheL> fer

And that's how it all began.

Consequences

"If the Fer exists, the forces of evil shall exist with it."
-  Gazuzz

davzav, evil  zavdav's twin

On June 27th 2024, the day after Fer had first been used, a mystical, evil creature spawned.

 davzav, who claims to be  zavdav's evil twin,
was immediately approached by  Krissofer upon spawning.

After joining Avalon, he started to haunt  Krissofer, following him around everywhere, sometimes even trapping him in buildings.

 Krissofer ended up suffering a terrible fate, as he was chased up a skyscraper.
He had no choice but to jump off the building.

 davzav claimed it was all part of his evil plan. Shortly after, he mysteriously disappeared.
Upon joining the server,  zavdav was informed of all the evil actions

 davzav had committed.

The meeting seen from  Krissofer's perspective

Together with  Krissofer,  Gazuzz and  Miner927, meeting was brought up as to why this evil creature had spawned.

<  zavdav> who did davzav hunt down?
<  Gazuzz> just kris
<  zavdav> so davzav went after the source of fer
<  zavdav> it all makes sense now

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But it's just a feory
-  Miner927