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{{Lore}} [[Category:Lore]] | {{Lore}} [[Category:Lore]] | ||
Beyond the eyes, ears and other sense of most players on [[RetroMC (server)|RetroMC]], there | Beyond the eyes, ears and other sense of most players on [[RetroMC (server)|RetroMC]], there once existed a voice communications channel that is legendarily known among the [[staff list|staff team]] for its insane amount of and being one of the epicenters for brane rot. | ||
Its appellation [[RetroMC_Staff_Policy_Manual#7.1._General_Discipline|cannot be said]], but some of the effects from there are documented here. | Its appellation [[RetroMC_Staff_Policy_Manual#7.1._General_Discipline|cannot be said]], but some of the effects from there are documented here. | ||
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[[SoonTM|Soon™]] humorously denotes tardiness, and is said to be the estimated time to complete certain projects. | [[SoonTM|Soon™]] humorously denotes tardiness, and is said to be the estimated time to complete certain projects. | ||
{{user|CruxyMC}}: ''I need you finish <code>ticket-xyz</code>.'' | {{user|CruxyMC}}: ''I need you to finish <code>ticket-xyz</code>.'' | ||
{{user|JohnyMuffin}}: ''[[SoonTM|soon™]]'' | {{user|JohnyMuffin}}: ''[[SoonTM|soon™]]'' | ||
== Noggi's voice == | == Noggi's voice == | ||
{{user|Noggisoggi}} ''does'' have a voice, contrary to popular belief.<sup><small>[<i>[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Citation_needed citation needed]</i>]</small></sup> | {{user|Noggisoggi}} ''does'' [[:File:Noggisoggi-voice-sample.ogg|have a voice]], contrary to popular belief.<sup><small>[<i>[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Citation_needed citation needed]</i>]</small></sup> | ||
== CruxyMC == | == CruxyMC == | ||
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{{user|CruxyMC}}: ''no'' | {{user|CruxyMC}}: ''no'' | ||
=== | === Overly long no === | ||
A maybe accurate POV from {{user|sshshark}} & {{user|Noggisoggi}}: | A maybe accurate POV from {{user|sshshark}} & {{user|Noggisoggi}}: | ||
{{user|Noggisoggi}}: ''did I miss anything-'' | {{user|Noggisoggi}}: ''did I miss anything-'' | ||
{{user|CruxyMC}}: ''NO!!! no.. NO!!!! no... noooo... noooo!!!! No Noggi... NO!!!!!'' | {{user|CruxyMC}}: [https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Laconic/RapidFireNo ''NO!!! no.. NO!!!! no... noooo... noooo!!!! No Noggi... NO!!!!!''] | ||
{{user|Noggisoggi}}: ''okay-'' | {{user|Noggisoggi}}: ''okay-'' | ||
{{user|CruxyMC}}: ''NO!!!!! No!!!! No.. Noggi NOOOOOO!!!!!!! no...'' | {{user|CruxyMC}}: ''NO!!!!! No!!!! No.. Noggi NOOOOOO!!!!!!! no...'' | ||
{{user|CruxyMC}}: ''No. no!!!!! no.... no... Noooo...'' <br> | {{user|CruxyMC}}: ''No. no!!!!! no.... no... Noooo...''<br> | ||
This goes on for the ''next five minutes''. | |||
This goes on for the [https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Laconic/OverlyLongGag ''next five minutes'']. | |||
Latest revision as of 13:14, 11 October 2024
Notice: This page was made for humorous purposes, and as such, the following info shouldn't be taken seriously.
Beyond the eyes, ears and other sense of most players on RetroMC, there once existed a voice communications channel that is legendarily known among the staff team for its insane amount of and being one of the epicenters for brane rot. Its appellation cannot be said, but some of the effects from there are documented here.
No-leaving-VC policy
"alright, I gotta go; see–"
"no I forbid you to leave"
This conversation sometimes happens, in the name of increasing the time spent in VC.
Noggisoggi usually is removed by the forces of reality/the powers that be.
Coming Soon™
By the time certain projects come to a close, all of Wikipedia would be corrected, TV Tropes would document every single trope, Half-Life 3, Shovel Knight 2, Portal 3, & Cave Story 2 would be released, Windows 11 would be ancient as hell, all Intel Macintoshes would become collectors items––
Oh right. We should explain.
Soon™ humorously denotes tardiness, and is said to be the estimated time to complete certain projects.
CruxyMC: I need you to finish ticket-xyz.
Noggi's voice
Noggisoggi does have a voice, contrary to popular belief.[citation needed]
CruxyMC
Wait, I think I took the wrong notes.. these are the Pepsiman notes, not the
CruxyMC notes. Whoops.
Anyways, here is the ultimate true and real, owner of Atacama himself, Mister Cruxell
CruxyMC Minecraft.
Some of his statements have gained infamy:
- buying Noggisoggi for ¥15,000
- asking Johny to finish certain tickets
- hamburger
- claiming to be cursed by Noggi (due to dying in Hardcore worlds)
Noggisoggi: did anything happen yesterday?
CruxyMC: no
Overly long no
A maybe accurate POV from
sshshark &
Noggisoggi:
Noggisoggi: did I miss anything-
CruxyMC: NO!!! no.. NO!!!! no... noooo... noooo!!!! No Noggi... NO!!!!!
Noggisoggi: okay-
CruxyMC: NO!!!!! No!!!! No.. Noggi NOOOOOO!!!!!!! no...
CruxyMC: No. no!!!!! no.... no... Noooo...
This goes on for the next five minutes.