The rumors of VC

Notice: This page was made for humorous purposes, and as such, the following info shouldn't be taken seriously.

Beyond the eyes, ears and other sense of most players on RetroMC, there once existed a voice communications channel that is legendarily known among the staff team for its insane amount of and being one of the epicenters for brane rot. Its appellation cannot be said, but some of the effects from there are documented here.

No-leaving-VC policy

"alright, I gotta go; see–"
"no I forbid you to leave"

This conversation sometimes happens, in the name of increasing the time spent in VC.

 Noggisoggi usually is removed by the forces of reality/the powers that be.

Coming Soon™

By the time certain projects come to a close, all of Wikipedia would be corrected, TV Tropes would document every single trope, Half-Life 3, Shovel Knight 2, Portal 3, & Cave Story 2 would be released, Windows 11 would be ancient as hell, all Intel Macintoshes would become collectors items––

[Buzzer!]

Oh right. We should explain.
Soon™ humorously denotes tardiness, and is said to be the estimated time to complete certain projects.

 CruxyMC: I need you to finish ticket-xyz.

 JohnyMuffin: soon™

Noggi's voice

 Noggisoggi does have a voice, contrary to popular belief.^{[citation needed]}

CruxyMC

Cruxymaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn!!

Wait, I think I took the wrong notes.. these are the Pepsiman notes, not the  CruxyMC notes. Whoops.
Anyways, here is the ultimate true and real, owner of Atacama himself, Mister Cruxell  CruxyMC Minecraft.
Some of his statements have gained infamy:

• buying Noggisoggi for ¥15,000
• asking Johny to finish certain tickets
• hamburger
• claiming to be cursed by Noggi (due to dying in Hardcore worlds)

 Noggisoggi: did anything happen yesterday?

 CruxyMC: no

Overly long no

A maybe accurate POV from  sshshark &  Noggisoggi:

 Noggisoggi: did I miss anything-

 CruxyMC: NO!!! no.. NO!!!! no... noooo... noooo!!!! No Noggi... NO!!!!!

 Noggisoggi: okay-

 CruxyMC: NO!!!!! No!!!! No.. Noggi NOOOOOO!!!!!!! no...

 CruxyMC: No. no!!!!! no.... no... Noooo...

This goes on for the next five minutes.