The Steve Post

From RetroMC
Jump to navigation Jump to search
THE STEVE POST
October 4th, 2026 — Late City Final — 1 Dollar

BONITOBRINE
The Presidents activites have people outraged.

TOP STORIES

LOCAL PRESIDENT GOES BUZARK

On October 4th, 2026 3:28 PM, The president Bonito321 turned super omega herobrine and started chasing LaxenSpelar3 and Viric. At first it was only Bonitobrine chasing after them, but soon enough Aaron joined in and teamed up with Bonitobrine. These photos surfaced of the president of the United Steves of America, apparently dead and chasing random citizens. We thank Laxen for the photos.


OTHER NEWS

PRESIDENT HATED?

Recent chats have shown that people are starting to take a disliking to Bonito as president, people are calling him corny and unfunny. Could this be the end for his elections next month?

AD SPACE

Would you like to be featured in the newspaper? Whether you run a business or just want to announce something, come down to Steve City and ask the owner himself, Bawhoppen.


EDITORIAL

LIGHT UP OUR STREETS!
We could STILL use some lightposts in our streets when night comes. Some spots are way too dark!


RECENT BANS

DinoBOT__
fly hacks

blix
major griefing

.nijui
N Word